Monday, 11 April 2016

My Favourite Childhood “Child” Superhero

A typical mid 90’s Sunday afternoon:

Mom tried to wake me up and me being the sleepy child I was (read I am) tried to avoid her and go back to deep slumber.

All of a sudden, I hear something. Something which I have been waiting to hear for the past one week.

“Jungle Jungle Baat Chali hai Pata Chala Hai, Chaddi Pehen k Phool Khila Hai Phool Khila Hai”
This tune was enough for any 90’s child to wake up from deep slumber to total attention in a matter of seconds. For it was Mowgli time.

Parents those days did not have the luxury of a YouTube to play their kids’ favourite show and get them to do what they want them to. They had no other option but to rely on the box type TV (was fortunate to have a color TV at home) which telecasted only Doordarshan.

This show was the talk of the town. It was every kid’s favourite show. Every kid secretly wanted to be Mowgli.

It was a gripping one hour for me and all the other kids at home. Those days the families were huge and differences small. I think that is why they called them joint families.

Though the childhood child superhero Mowgli was my favourite, I really liked Balu (the bear) too. Balu was like my cool funny uncle who would always support me and was very fond of me.

Bageera was the scary black cat but I knew he was Mowgli’s friend and was not scared of him. It was funny how when I watched the show with my cousins, I thought how I was Mowgli and my cousins the rest of the wolf cubs. I am sure all other kids saw themselves as Mowgli.

There were other characters too like Mowgli’s mother, the Sarpanch whose name funnily was Akela (alone).

The most feared character was “ShareKhan”. The mere mention of his name would send a chill down the spine. I guess the makers did not want to scare kids back then because they always made it evident when ShareKhan would appear. The background score would change, the other animals ran helter skelter, the plants started moving…and ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

There he was. The mighty and feared ShareKhan. I remember how I used to hide behind my mother as soon as he appeared on screen. His only motive was to get rid of Mowgli and everybody else’s was to protect him.

It was an hour of amazement, an hour of unity, an hour of brotherhood and for the parents, an hour of making their children do what they want them to do. Thought the show lasted for an hour every week, the after show at home where I and my cousins would impersonate Mowgli and all other characters lasted for another couple of hours.

There was one problem though. Everyone always wanted to be Mowgli.

However, somewhere in the race to grow up and be something, the love for Mowgli was lost.


Fast Forward to 2016:

On a typical workday when colleagues were discussing usual stuff post lunch, a colleague happened to mention that “The Jungle Book” was being made into a movie and would hit the theatres soon.

Almost immediately, I logged onto YouTube and saw the trailer. Random thoughts about Mowgli (the show) ran through my head. Though I immediately remembered Balu and Bageera, the other names were hard to remember and I had to Google them.

As it turns out, the love for Mowgli was not lost, it was just misplaced.

The Movie:

April 10th Sunday, IMAX with a coke and Pop Corn.

From a naughty kid being forced to eat food while watching a cartoon on a box TV to a man wilfully eating popcorn with coke and getting ready to watch a movie in 3D, times have surely changed.

This wasn’t meant to be a movie, this was meant to be me reliving an important part of my childhood. It was indeed Mowgli time.

The movie was a celebration with people (mostly 90’s kids with their kids) hooting and clapping for each and every character’s introduction.

Sharekhan’s introduction scene still did send chills down the spine and lots of Goosebumps.  Balu and Bageera were still the same with especially Balu being the funny one.

Overall the movie was amazing and the 3D effects were out of the world.

It felt like I was living my childhood dream and infact living with my Favourite Childhood Child Superhero, Mowgli, in the Jungles.

The movie ended with the iconic picture of Mowgli, Bageera and Balu relaxing on the tree much to the delight of the audience who burst out hooting and clapping.

Best part of the movie:

Apart from the 3D effects and the amazing performance of Neel Sethi (Mowgli), the following scenes really got me thinking:

First, when Bageera and Balu discuss sending Mowgli to the man village to save him from ShareKhan, Balu says,
“Let’s not send him. They will ruin him. They will make him a man.”

Second, when Mowgli goes to get the Red Flower (Fire) from the man village, he sees what men are all about.
The screenplay shows men quarreling, looting, drinking and gambling. Mowgli just looks at them, takes the Fire and runs back to avenge Akela’s murder.


Mowgli played with my imagination then, Mowgli plays with my imagination now.

Friday, 14 September 2012

"You"

I was yours and u were mine, together we had such wonderful tym,
Gone are those days, gone are those nights..gone are those stars and the moonlight!!

We used to sing, songs and rhyme, nw i suffer like that was some crime,
I held u in my arms i held u tight,i never got to knw wen u took the flight!!

I loved u with all i had, every $ and dime,i guess it was not such a good tym
Here i stand, in broad daylight, with nothing to do but cry and whine!!

I bet u miss me, so do I!! But all i can do abt it is think and cry,
I thought i would never lose u,but i did..maybe i jus payed for my deed

with u by my side, i had pride!! but gradually all of it dried..
with u along i always cruised, now m left all battered and bruised!!..


I was yours and u were mine, together we had such wonderful tym,
Gone are those days, gone are those nights..gone are those stars and the moonlight!!

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Unsaid, Unwritten,Unspoken Hyderabadi Traffic Rules/Facts... :p


HYDERABAD...Well who in INDia does not know about this place :) The Famous Biryani,The City of PEarls :).. well another unique thing abt Hyderabad..Its Traffic...:) Read on and enjoy.. Do leave a feedback :)... Njoi!!! :)
  1. If u have a woman pillion rider with u, it is deemed that u are following all the Rules
  2. A "No Entry/Parking/U turn,etc" sign does not mean No ENtry..It means Now Entry/Parking/Uturn 
  3. If u are a female rider,all u need is a vehicle.(Documents? What are those?)
  4. If u have got 20-30 odd rupees in ur pocket,they can also double up as documents.
  5. You can overtake from anyside except from below and above the vehicles.
  6. You should be well versed with "Hyderabadi" swear words.U never know when u wud require them.
  7. The horn shud be used most at the traffic signal, when it is red.
  8. Its ok if u do not knw lane driving..Lame driving will do.
  9. U are bound to find the same(kind of) beggars at every junction.IT makes u think, are beggars faster than ur vehicles?
  10. BEggars can demand anythin between 10-100 from u.
  11. U will always find men dressed as eunuchs pulling your cheeks. :/
  12. We got special kinda speed breakers.Mobile Speed Breakers... Buffaloes, Dogs,Aunties and Giggling Girls :p
  13. If u happen to be a youngster and if an elderly person bumps into ur vehicle..Still its ur mistake because u r not as old as dem and u were overspeedin at 20..OMG!!!
  14. Children in other cities are thought to cross a road by lookin ryt,left and ryt and cross. In Hyderabad it is "Run to the centre of the road,spot a vehicle,Shout ,turn  and run back :/ INSANE!!!"
  15. Charminar does not oly mean the four minaretes,It also means u can drive, walk, sleep, drink, eat or do anythin u wish to in all four directions.
  16. Riders and drivers should have a 6th organ which senses children runnin out suddenly of the lanes and houses.
  17. We are colour blind to the colour orange.it always seems green.
  18. Hyderabadi autowallas have inbuilt meters,.. their mouths.All the other "meter-like" things are not meters they are show pieces.
  19. The Autowallas decide where they wanna take u to and anywhere else u wanna go....its another planet from where nobody wants to return .(And all these days i thot i was on earth :/)
  20. Wherever a passenger wants to get down or board a bus is a bus stop.Request bus stops? That is passe 
  21. An auto strike does not really mean an auto strike.It oly means that auto fare will be 4 times the normal fare on that day.
  22. If ur on a two wheeler always be ready to play holi. and develop a liking for red.we have special pichkaris..The Paan Pichkaris from buses :/
  23. If u find anythin amusing on the road(especially near tank bund) please feel free to stop and watch.The traffic will take care of itself.
  24. You are free to litter in and around the city .Its simple. Just open the window and throw whatever u feel like throwin on the road from the moving vehicle(including washing ur hands).
  25. continued from 24...However if ur on the receivin end u r expected to be perfect in MAtrix moves to dodge and save urself from the UFOs.
  26. when u bribe a traffic official its not called corruption.Its the MANDATORY road tax.
  27. A guy ridin, will try to stare at each and every gal possible(pretty or not).
  28. Two seaters can transform themselves into anything from two to ten seater, depending on the size of ur family.
  29. We have got special pot holes on roads.How r they Special? Well, they double up as swimming pools when it rains :p
  30. Hyderabadi autowallahs are so intelligent they have discovered alternative fuel...KEROSENE..(ECOLOGY,what is that got to do with Kerosene)
  31. We think, Cell Phone Driving is not a crime, its MULTITASKING. 
  32.  Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.





P.S.-Whatever or However it is we still love our city ..

Yeich apan logon ka Hyderabad hai yaaro..