Unsaid, Unwritten,Unspoken Hyderabadi Traffic Rules/Facts... :p

HYDERABAD...Well who in INDia does not know about this place :) The Famous Biryani,The City of PEarls :).. well another unique thing abt Hyderabad..Its Traffic...:) Read on and enjoy.. Do leave a feedback :)... Njoi!!! :)

1. If u have a woman pillion rider with u, it is deemed that u are following all the Rules
2. A "No Entry/Parking/U turn,etc" sign does not mean No ENtry..It means Now Entry/Parking/Uturn 
3. If u are a female rider,all u need is a vehicle.(Documents? What are those?)
4. If u have got 20-30 odd rupees in ur pocket,they can also double up as documents.
5. You can overtake from anyside except from below and above the vehicles.
6. You should be well versed with "Hyderabadi" swear words.U never know when u wud require them.
7. The horn shud be used most at the traffic signal, when it is red.
8. Its ok if u do not knw lane driving..Lame driving will do.
9. U are bound to find the same(kind of) beggars at every junction.IT makes u think, are beggars faster than ur vehicles?
10. BEggars can demand anythin between 10-100 from u.
11. U will always find men dressed as eunuchs pulling your cheeks. :/
12. We got special kinda speed breakers.Mobile Speed Breakers... Buffaloes, Dogs,Aunties and Giggling Girls :p
13. If u happen to be a youngster and if an elderly person bumps into ur vehicle..Still its ur mistake because u r not as old as dem and u were overspeedin at 20..OMG!!!
14. Children in other cities are thought to cross a road by lookin ryt,left and ryt and cross. In Hyderabad it is "Run to the centre of the road,spot a vehicle,Shout ,turn  and run back :/ INSANE!!!"
15. Charminar does not oly mean the four minaretes,It also means u can drive, walk, sleep, drink, eat or do anythin u wish to in all four directions.
16. Riders and drivers should have a 6th organ which senses children runnin out suddenly of the lanes and houses.
17. We are colour blind to the colour orange.it always seems green.
18. Hyderabadi autowallas have inbuilt meters,.. their mouths.All the other "meter-like" things are not meters they are show pieces.
19. The Autowallas decide where they wanna take u to and anywhere else u wanna go....its another planet from where nobody wants to return .(And all these days i thot i was on earth :/)
20. Wherever a passenger wants to get down or board a bus is a bus stop.Request bus stops? That is passe 
21. An auto strike does not really mean an auto strike.It oly means that auto fare will be 4 times the normal fare on that day.
22. If ur on a two wheeler always be ready to play holi. and develop a liking for red.we have special pichkaris..The Paan Pichkaris from buses :/
23. If u find anythin amusing on the road(especially near tank bund) please feel free to stop and watch.The traffic will take care of itself.
24. You are free to litter in and around the city .Its simple. Just open the window and throw whatever u feel like throwin on the road from the moving vehicle(including washing ur hands).
25. continued from 24...However if ur on the receivin end u r expected to be perfect in MAtrix moves to dodge and save urself from the UFOs.
26. when u bribe a traffic official its not called corruption.Its the MANDATORY road tax.
27. A guy ridin, will try to stare at each and every gal possible(pretty or not).
28. Two seaters can transform themselves into anything from two to ten seater, depending on the size of ur family.
29. We have got special pot holes on roads.How r they Special? Well, they double up as swimming pools when it rains :p
30. Hyderabadi autowallahs are so intelligent they have discovered alternative fuel...KEROSENE..(ECOLOGY,what is that got to do with Kerosene)
31. We think, Cell Phone Driving is not a crime, its MULTITASKING. 
32.  Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

P.S.-Whatever or However it is we still love our city ..

Yeich apan logon ka Hyderabad hai yaaro..